ASCII Star Wars
For the nerdily inclined out there. Open up your telnet client and connect to:
towel.blinkenlights.nl
Enjoy the show.
For the nerdily inclined out there. Open up your telnet client and connect to:
towel.blinkenlights.nl
Enjoy the show.
I just heard a story on the radio and spent a good ten minutes attempting and failing to come up with something, anything, that could up the comedic value of a story about ginormous qauntities of cocaine being found stuffed into frozen sharks. I’m still waiting to see if they had lasers mounted on their heads.
Places where accessorizing with your Coach purse makes no sense would include the Wild Animal Safari park where one gets the opportunity to come in direct contact with Yak saliva. Yak saliva, nummy.
Why is it that people freak the hell out when I pour a cup of coffee from a pot that’s gone cool, but are willing to pay extra to have ice added to theirs?
me: public function nick(){ trace(”Fuck you anyway”)};
me: heheh
beardedwonder: nick();
me: LOL
beardedwonder: lol
beardedwonder: I’m gonna sell that photo of your hand at the garage sale
me: WHAT?
beardedwonder: lol
me: nick();
beardedwonder: this.nick();
beardedwonder: sethsFace.nick();
me: this.lol = function(trace(”LOL
me: Damnit, hit enter before I was done.
me: And we’re fucking nerds.
beardedwonder: LOL
beardedwonder: 2wf
me: 2fw();
bearded wonder: I saw the movie “I love you man”
bearded wonder: I liked it.
me: I want to see it.
bearded wonder: It wasn’t the slapstick shit everyone loves these days.
bearded wonder: Great date movie though.
bearded wonder: I went with my parents, cause I’m fucking lame.
me: Did you try the yawn move on your mom?
bearded wonder: Take a step back buddy
me: I’m just sayin’
Apparently the extra points you get for spreading your fingers out and holding them in a position that keeps them from getting stuck to other random items does not outweigh the number of negative points you get for having dripped crazy-glue all over your fingers.
And by the way, once crazy-glue is dry typing is not fun. Just the leftover residue on my fingertips made it feel like I had taken my hands gone digging through kitty-litter and then started typing.
Not very pleasant.
So I’m at a wedding right now. But there’s a catch. The native language of the attendees is Spanish… And this is a Pentacostal church so maybe the vows will be spoken in Spanish inspired “tongues”.
Either way, I’m going to have no idea what’s going on.
I have always believed that the band Kansas’ song Dust in the Wind had been a low point in the history of music. That is, until I was confronted by a Musak version of it played double-time.