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I’ve met people of the male persuasion, female persuasion, but not once have I ever had the good fortune of meeting someone of the crystal-blue persuasion.

It’s a good thing that everyone I work with is a little crazy, otherwise I might get strange looks in my direction whenever I assist my spreadsheet work with action-figure-type sound effects.
Kapow.

Every time I hear a report on the news regarding the Avian Flu problem I’m confronted with a very comical image of a chicken with a stupendeously runny nose.

Upon further inspection of the water-heater at my parents business, I found that it was manufactuered on Boyle St.

Location, Location, Location.

Sometimes we receive packages at my work that are way too apropriately labelled.

A few days ago I had a few cans of soda during the day at work. Instead of trying to carry them haphazardly to the dumpster outside I decided to place them back in the plastic rings so they would be easier to carry. This was quite a difficult task. I can only imagine how difficult it must be to get those rings secured around the neck of a bird.

It appears that a number of the people that come to my site would like to know what Self Deprecation is.

Well, I’m not telling… neener neener neener.

Italics completely changes the attitude in that, for example:

neener neener neener

vs.

neener neener neener.
Don’t mess with a man who knows how to emphasize properly with italics.

All of this stuff about the avian flu going around in Asia (aside from making my feathers hurt just from the thought) makes me wonder what they would call Chicken Pox for birds… and don’t say Avian Chicken Pox because you’re not thinking hard enough.

Moved again!


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Community Service Provided By Random Child Today: Seeing a big, burly, tatooed man’s man say, “Soupie soupie soup soup soupie soup” in a cartoonish voice.