Self Deprecation Will Set You Free

Due to the current non-transmitting state of my car’s transmission, I am sometimes taking the bus to work. And due to my sometimes taking the bus I am also sometimes missing the bus, as I did today. If you could tell that my mood was fantastic then this might beg the question of why missing the bus today didn’t affect my mood in a negative fashion, to which I would answer that it would be the reason why I missed the bus which has my mood being so fun.

Everyone should be taking the time to step on frozen grass.

“I’ve come for your first born child,” I said, “No… that’s wrong, I need packing tape. Sorry for the confusion”