SouthFresh

Done in 2004

My Bone Thugs N Harmony CD sounds distinctly like Pearl Jam…. oh, nevermind. :: eject ::

Someone found their way to my page by searching for the words “urinal licking”. I’m not sure if I should be more disturbed by their having found me this way or by the need for the search.

One must assume that the Tin-Man from the Wizard of Oz is made completely from Tin. This begs the question about the possibility that he really has the tensile strength required to wield an axe.

Then again, “The Tin-Man With Reebar Reenforcement” doesn’t sound so much like a children’s story’s hero.

“Extruded Aluminum Man”? (Or if he were British, Aluminium).
“Mercury Man” This one’s really only a puddle…. unless things get REALLY cold in Oz.
I could say “Iron Man” though this job is already taken, but it would be great if people didn’t know who he was. In response he could say, “I…… am……. Iron…… man…” but he’d have to sound like he’s underwater which he could do by getting underwater…. but then he’s a one trick pony and has to say “I am rusty man” later on.

ho hum.