someone : we need to find a hot new product
someone : you can engineer it
someone : and i’ll market and sell it
me : I’m assuming you don’t mean my Sweet Virgin Jewish Ass.
someone : see that would be me pimping your sweet virgin jewish ass
someone : and that
someone : is not easy
me : And leads to uncomfortable office politics.
I’m curious what the rooster plans on doing once he gets here. If he’s making dinner, I hope it isn’t chicken – that would be odd.
A few words of warning: Henry Rollins spoken word is hardly appropriate at work.
Someone: yes, that is tru
Someone: treu
Someone: true
Me:Treu is the french version.
Someone: ha ok sorry….. it’s early… not enough caffeine in my system yet
Me: Four shots, down the hatch, of espresso that is.
Someone: wow!
Me: I’m hoping I can keep myself from grabbing another four in a few hours.
Someone: yes, please do!
Me: I’m trying to build up my tollerance to caffeine. Then I’m going to work on Iocain powder.
In the latest browsing of terms that people have searched for and somehow led to my site I find the words, “free nipples europe”.
I wasn’t aware that Europe had taken to incarcerating nipples.
Incidently, a synonymn for “incarcerate” is “jug”, way too appropriate in this context.
Cow hit by plane, causing delays in relief efforts headed for South-East Asia.
You say tragedy.
I say opportunity.
My suggestion: Take the newly ground beef to the troubled areas, well, except for India. Moo.
