Too much is never enough
Why is it that when nuff has been said, it requires adding “nuff said”? Self defeating, that.
Archive for February, 2005
St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
When attempting to do the calm relaxing act of watching a movie with your significant other, may I suggest that you wait until after the movies are over before you do a demonstration of the adverse effects of combining powered-up cutting edge electronics with a big bowl of water.
Light or Heavy Flow?
I’ve thought long and hard about how to present the following information to you and nothing insightful has come to mind. Here goes:
I bought some steak the other day. Underneath them, on the tray they came in, was a menstrual pad. Makes sense, but ew.