Suggestion Box?
on March 28th, 2005Cialis: Freedom to Choose the Moment
Tissues: To Clean up After the Moment.
Archives for March 2005
Samples, E-Mail, and Making Work Fun
on March 17th, 2005The following is a transcript from e-mails I recently exchanged at work:
someone: I also noticed that the factory has attached their name and phone number on the product with a tag. Please ensure you are taking these off ALL of the samples. I’m not sure if you caught this on earlier ones shipped out - but please do for any remaining samples.
me: I don’t think I saw it, but I’ll be sure to strip it down (and stuff dollar bills in its thong) before shipping.
Merging Mergers
on March 16th, 2005I’m just waiting for the day when Fredericks of Hollywood and Starbucks team up to bring us coffee flavored edible underwear.
Frappa-chones.
Only real men smoke corn-cob pipes
on March 9th, 2005me: Could you order me a new arm please?
me: right arm.
someone: mmmmmm, okay
someone: length? color?
someone: wimpy or buff?
me: 32 Long… color - plaid, Wimpy at the top, but forearms like Popeye.
It’s the middle of 1100 C.E..
“Henry what’re you doing.”
“Giving this horse what-for.”
“Its dead.”
“I realize that.”
A cliché is born, or at least that’s one coneceivable explanation…. I like it and I’m sticking to it.
Breakin’ the law…
on March 3rd, 2005I have a rule no to spend much time commenting on my own entries, consider it broken once again.
One has to be very careful how one gets a camera into the bathroom at work. One gets enough looks already, or so I’ve heard.
Choose Your Own Adventure, bathroom-style
on March 3rd, 2005From the restroom at work.
Should you have all of that cheese, or maybe the bran muffin? You decide:
