It would be much more fun if God made mistakes like the rest of us. Imagine the Egyptians’ surprise, after being warned by Moses about their impending doom, the sky starting to rain kittens.
And if it were toast we all know it would land buttered side down… and Egypt is full of sand.
Anytime anyone has ever told me that they’re going to Las Vegas on business I have much trouble believing them. I’m currently in Las Vegas on business and I have trouble believing myself.
I have yet to decide if it is the horrifyingly bad coffee beans, or the horrifyingly bad non-dairy creamer that has been making the coffee at work so horrifyingly bad.
