SouthFresh

There was a time, long ago when I worked in a video rental store. This was before DVDs were popular, but long after Beta-Max had been taken out to a field and shot in its stupid face. The store, which will remain unnamed (not that it exists anymore, but it sounds cooler if I don’t name it) was the kind of place that had a fantastically large budget which allowed better investment into marketing. Put the company’s name on the sign? No. We kept it simple with a red sign above the door proclaiming, “VIDEO” loud and clear to anyone who’s car broke down in front of the property, or if your car was wheelless and already up on blocks in front of the store. |inline

me: You should come over here and cover for me while I take a nap
someone: as long as you return the favor
me: Sure, I can come over to your office and take a nap there too.

Just once I’d like to see a tabloid story about Oprah Winfrey being addicted to heroin, or better yet, huffing spray paint.

Lately, in the new location I live in, I have seen quite a number of people wearing fancy camoflauge jackets. Mind you, these aren’t military surplus circa 1964, these are special jackets with camoflauge designed to look like the local folliage.

A couple of problems first come to mind:

1. As stated, I have seen them.
2. I have seen them in WAL-MART. Not even in the gardening section.

Laundry day?

I made this years ago, it got up to number 12 on the Electronica charts from mp3.com. Stayed there for a while.

lunchbox: i feel like poop
me: ::pokes you::
me: Yep, you do.
lunchbox: its not a good idea to get drunk on sunday
lunchbox: blech.
me: Its a fine idea.
me: Its just not a good idea to go to work on Monday if you do get drunk on Sunday.
lunchbox: you’re totally right.
me: I’m a “Beer glass is half full” kinda guy

Note to self: A Chinese restaurant that has annexed a Teppan Gril & Sushi Bar, is still a Chinese Restaurant. Eat Sushi at your own Risk.

It has come to my attention that it might be difficult to pick the peppers and have them already be pickled.

If its possible to grow pre-pickled pepers, whats to stop chickens from giving us picked eggs? Or pigs from being born with pre-pickled feet?

me: You think the guy with the user ID “XXXXXXX” ever gets any?
someone: not without paying for it
me: He probably searches for, and saves coupons to get it, too.
someone: discount booty
me: Dicount Booty Wholesalers!
me: We’re in the Booty Closeout industry.
someone: quality booty at blow out prices
me: I hate sorting through the b-grade booty.
me: And the worn and damaged booty? Forget it.
someone: we’re givin that shit away
someone: XXXXXXX would be all over that

lunchbox: Whats with the rabbis wearing those hats
lunchbox: the big brimmed one
lunchbox: and the black
me: He’s a lebuvitcher Jew.
lunchbox: Meaning?
me: They’re the Amish of the Jews.
me: They’re Jewmish.
me: There are communities, one at least is in New York somewhere, that has isolated itself completely and is very much a 19th century town.
lunchbox: Serioulsy Jewmish
me: So I’m assuming there are plenty of black-wearing little jewish boys with peyas hitting a big barrel ring with a stick…
lunchbox: Of course
me: …except after sundown on fridays.
me: Because if they do that after sundown on fridays… they turn into evil green Jews.
me: And terrorize the town until Gizmo saves the day
lunchbox: LOL
lunchbox: jewmlins