SouthFresh

First I get e-mails advertising viagra, cialis, and now this?

Oh, Ford Aspire, where art thou?

Do you think that maybe, just maybe, when he was a little kid hanging around with other young whatever-he-is’s, Yoda the Jedi Master would have spent any time speaking in Pig-Latin?

“Oo-day or-ay oo-day ot-nay. ere-thay is-ay oh-nay ie-tray.”

Number 1 on today’s list of unfortunately named cities with easily misspelled or misread meanings:

Scotrun, PA.

Spend 4 hours skateboarding, result: Feel great.

Spend 15 minutes sitting in a chair, result: back injury.

I think I’m doing these things wrong.