“Are you on drugs?”

Be prepared to answer the preceding question the next time you decide to spend months-on-end sitting close to the tv, indiscriminately watching anything that comes on while wearing sunglasses set tilted so that only one eye is covered.

Or be nine years old with understanding parents, like I did.

Side bar: next time you’re on drugs try spending months-on-end istting close to the tv, indiscriminately watching anything that comes on while wearing sunglasses set tilted so that only one eye is closed… it’ll keep ‘em guessing.

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