someone: Where were the parakeets?
me: Pet store
me: The parakeets were weird.
me: When we first walked in they weren’t moving.
someone: lol
me: Weren’t moving at all.
me: I thought they were stuffed
someone: LOL
me: 15 or so.
me: All of them standing perfectly still
me: Then on the way back out… it was like someone had changed their batteries.
someone: maybe they were terrified of you
me: Maybe they were terrified of your face, JERK

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