Self Deprecation Will Set You Free

Not awake at work? Solution: lots of coffee.

The solution’s tendency to giving on the shakes doesn’t help when doing precision photo editing.

I say a half-assed entry is better than no entry at all.

someone: Did you turn in the TPS Report?
me: Not yet.
me: And I’ve got a few high priority things in front of me at the moment.
me: Like more coffee.
someone: mmm hmm
someone: :: swigs some Mt. Dew ::
me: Yeah at least if you drink too much dew, your urine doesn’t smell like soda.
someone: No, but it turns green.
someone: My sperm count is at an all time low.
me: Imagine standing next to someone and peeing and him realizing that it smells like you’re pouring out a cup of coffee.
someone: hahaha
me: Welcome to my life.