Self Deprecation Will Set You Free

As far as I know it isn’t illegal for the song “Hold On” by Wilson Phillips to magically appear in your head.

It should be, and I’m considering a lawsuit against Wilson Phillips for emotional anguish at having that song apparently embedded in my brain.

someone: Whoa, Anna Nicole’s dead
someone: crazy
me: Yeah.
me: Someone in my office said, “I almost think her death is a prank.”
someone: Yeah, a little stunt
me: My response…
me: “I always thought her being alive was a prank.”
someone: lol
me: God’s top 10 list of pranks
me: Girraffe
me: Platypus
me: Anna Nicole Smith…
someone: that’s cruel, poor platypus

National Public Radio:  Bastion of objective journalism, Ivory tower of academia, presenter of financial radio shows with background music from the song, “Teenage Enema Nurse”

Wha?

In an e-mail I recently received:

“Hello my friend, Are you going to looking for attractive and fashion shoes from a normal company? then you will find many famous hoes here…”

At least they’re famous.