Due to the bean-counters not have enough beans to count, my workplace has instituted a sign-out sheet for our supplies cabinet. I’m not a big fan of that kind of auditing so I fill out my supply requests…
Now we just need to see if someone actually reads this list….
… and orders replacement rectal thermometers.
me: …or “Fluxcapacitoritine”
someone: Whoa
someone: So many letters for such a little pill.
me: You don’t get the reference.
me: I’m ashamed.
me: Flux Capacitor?
someone: lol
someone: I saw the flux capacitor in there!
someone: But i don’t know wtf that is.
someone: Something dorky.
me: Back to the Future
me: I’m seriously ashamed of you right now.
me: And I take exception to that “something dorky” comment.
someone: LOL
someone: I was like two when that movie came out
me: Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t NEED roads.
someone: I know no Back to the Future references
me: And that’s my fault?
someone: ’cause they fly on the delorean
me: It only came in one color, “Sheet metal.”
someone: Yeah i guess it did, huh?
someone: Guess they didn’t think color was too important… Sheet metal can look futuristic…
me: The car utterly failed… some say due to the color.
me: I say its because there weren’t enough with Flux Capacitors installed.
someone: lol
someone: I think you’re right.
me: The company went bankrupt if I recall correctly
me: But….
me: If they had one with a Flux Capacitor, they could go back in time and paint the cars to make more money.
someone: lol
someone: Didn’t the main guy get busted in a super mega huge cocaine sting?
me: Christopher Lloyd?
me: Doc Brown?
someone: LOL
someone: no
someone: Mr. De Lorean.
me: Oh.. you didn’t mean the movie.
someone: Wow i even know about pop culture that happened while I was in the womb
me: And you think someone could design the delorean without being high?
me: Especially design it without installing the Flux Capacitor, without being high?
someone: This is true.
someone: Flying high on nose candy.
me: Nose? Where we’re going we don’t NEED nose.
someone: LOL
