someone: So there’re fires over there, eh?
someone: You must feel at home
me: There’re fires?
someone: So says the headline I just saw
someone: ’cause of the droughts.
me: Good
me: Maybe some rednecks will die
someone: lol
someone: Scary fire
me: The more rednecks in the fire, the less scary
someone: This is true
someone: I want to see them though
me: The rednecks?
someone: yeah
me: Me too
me: But only if they’re burning in a fire
someone: lol
Across the street I live on there’s a small shopping center with all the regular stuff you’d expect. One of the stores is a Tanning Salon. Bonus point for Georgia here, Georgia has many more cloudy days than California does so though tanning salons don’t make a whole bunch of sense to me, them make a little more less sense than in California.
During a membership drive they had loads of banners, fliers (note: I originally misspelled “fliers” and magical spell check’s first suggestion was flayers… appropriate I think), signs, wonders. Then on the final weekend of their “Come in and let us give you a measured dosage of skin cancer” membership drive they offered some free food for… I’m assuming anyone who walked by, since the food was outdoors and unattended.
In California you might expect to see something like this where two local businesses teamed up like the tanning place with the juice place, Sushi Bar with Massage, or the head-shop with Snaks-R-Us.
These guys, with the tanning and beauty and all?
Teamed up with the local BBQ. Maybe you get basted with their sauce?
