someone: My breast itches
me: Nice.
me: I hear they have cream for that.
someone: lol
someone: Really?
someone: ’cause I’ve been having this problem for months
me: Calamine lotion
someone: lol oh
someone: Some days i can’t help sticking my hand down my shirt… like today
me: heh
me: Changed your detergent lately?
me: Or Fabric softener?
someone: no
me: Are you covered in fire ants?
someone: No
someone: Thankfully
someone: It’s only the left one
me: Is your left one covered in fire ants?
someone: Nope
me: Have you tried putting it in warm water?
someone: lol

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