Archive for July, 2007

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someone: Some fucker’s on my router
me: Wireless router?
someone: Yeah
someone: They hacked my password
someone: “sethyourblogtotallysucks”
someone: guess that’s a common thought
me: Is it broadcasting the SSID?
me: Are you using Encryption? WEP or WPA?
someone: I’m using the wbga on the ymca passed the 2yu fu
me: Now you’re just messing with me.

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Content-ed


me: Check my blog.
someone: Ok
someone: Man, I saw this the other day.
someone: Give me some new content!
me: Oh.
me: Fuck you.
me: [Check now->http://www.southfresh.org/2007/07/26/content-ed/]

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Code


someone: Well…..?
me: Well I have to figure out how to make it connect to MySQL
someone: Err
me: To err is human, or bad coding.
someone: Dick
someone: You’re bad code
me: Your face is bad code
someone: Your existence is bad code
me: Your mom is bad code
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Mooshoo Soylent


someone: The FDA should be probed. Botulism.
me: Anally
someone: Yep
someone: [Hey, if China's guy got executed...->http://nerd.southfresh.org/category/news/npr-chinas-former-food-safety-chief-put-to-death/]
me: Soylent Green is Chinese People!!!!!
someone: Soylent Green?
me: Look it up, whipper snapper.
me: And get off my lawn

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Milkshake


someone: “my milkshake blagh, blagh,….work it, blah blah…
someone: i really hate having a song in my head when i don’t know any of the lyrics
me: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
me: Damn right, its better than yours
me: I’m ashamed of myself
someone: me too

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From the Cradle to the Grave


PETA’s gonna hate me for this.

I’ve known a man who invented a hunter’s tool for geese.  When the opportunity came along, I modified the box graphics for the latest in news excitment.

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Etc.


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Triple 777?  That’s nine 7′s, oh and by the way, you spelled “Etc.” wrong.

 

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Windows Live Spaces


Now exactly what services is being offered here?

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[Leave me a comment->http://www.southfresh.org/2007/07/19/windows-live-spaces/#respond] about why you think she’s got that look on her face.

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Stifler’s Mom


For work I needed to deal with some goods from our inventory.  The goods had various four digit color codes.  Among these:

  • MNBG
  • MNIF
  • MNIS

When I submitted my request, I felt it necessary to include a four digit color code we don’t have:

  • MILF
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Motive


If a motivational speaker comes to town, you buy tickets to see this person, travel to the venue and listen through the speaker’s work…  aren’t you at least a little motivated already?

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