Self Deprecation Will Set You Free

someone: Some fucker’s on my router
me: Wireless router?
someone: Yeah
someone: They hacked my password
someone: “sethyourblogtotallysucks”
someone: guess that’s a common thought
me: Is it broadcasting the SSID?
me: Are you using Encryption? WEP or WPA?
someone: I’m using the wbga on the ymca passed the 2yu fu
me: Now you’re just messing with me.

me: Check my blog.
someone: Ok
someone: Man, I saw this the other day.
someone: Give me some new content!
me: Oh.
me: Fuck you.
me: Check now

someone: Well…..?
me: Well I have to figure out how to make it connect to MySQL
someone: Err
me: To err is human, or bad coding.
someone: Dick
someone: You’re bad code
me: Your face is bad code
someone: Your existence is bad code
me: Your mom is bad code

someone: The FDA should be probed. Botulism.
me: Anally
someone: Yep
someone: Hey, if China's guy got executed...
me: Soylent Green is Chinese People!!!!!
someone: Soylent Green?
me: Look it up, whipper snapper.
me: And get off my lawn

someone: “my milkshake blagh, blagh,….work it, blah blah…
someone: i really hate having a song in my head when i don’t know any of the lyrics
me: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
me: Damn right, its better than yours
me: I’m ashamed of myself
someone: me too

PETA’s gonna hate me for this.

I’ve known a man who invented a hunter’s tool for geese.  When the opportunity came along, I modified the box graphics for the latest in news excitment.

Triple 777?  That’s nine 7’s, oh and by the way, you spelled “Etc.” wrong.

Now exactly what services is being offered here?

Leave me a comment about why you think she’s got that look on her face.

For work I needed to deal with some goods from our inventory.  The goods had various four digit color codes.  Among these:

• MNBG
• MNIF
• MNIS

When I submitted my request, I felt it necessary to include a four digit color code we don’t have:

• MILF

If a motivational speaker comes to town, you buy tickets to see this person, travel to the venue and listen through the speaker’s work…  aren’t you at least a little motivated already?