me: If you were a piece of bacon, what would your bullets be made out of?
someone: What?
me: Did I stutter?
someone: Bacon who?
me: Bacon, you know, bacon.
me: Rear portion of a pig.
someone: I know I was waiting for the punchline
me: Not a joke
me: Seriously.
me: Imagine you’re a slice of bacon.
me: What would your bullets be made of?
someone: They’d be made out of bullets.
me: If you were a heroic piece of bacon fighting evil…
someone: Aaah
someone: Well, since you put it that way…
me: So as a piece of bacon, what would your bullets be made of?
me: And you’re not allowed to say Jewish People.

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