I am declaring war on Georgia and the stupid little wannabe flies it has.

  • Come in to work today, and find 8 dead flies sitting in my clean, empty, coffee mug.
  • Wash out mug, make coffee
  • When coffee is ready find 3 dead flies sitting in my clean empty coffee mug
  • Wash out mug, pour coffee
  • Sit at desk
  • At the very moment I place my mug on my desk a Kamikaze fly dive-bombs the shit out of my coffee.
  • Wash out mug
  • Before I can pour another cup of coffee a fly lands on the inside of my mug, struts around, produces a flag and claims my mug in the name of his nation
  • Kill Fly, wash out mug

One Comment to "WAR"

  • On 01/02/2008 at 8:32 pm Vic said:

    funny, maybe the flies think its a coffee toilet :)