someone: I’m taking a break to look at wedding dresses. Quite frankly, they suck.
me: Getting married?
someone: Yep.
me: Me too.
someone: So what kind of suit are you wearing?
me: Preferably a tux.
me: With tails,
me: a sword,
me: two dragons,
me: and a pro wrestler.
someone: I can’t get away with a sword.
someone: I also have been told not to dress like Lydia during the wedding scene in Beetlejuice.
me: By who?
me: Who’s wedding is it?
me: Isn’t it YOUR wedding?
someone: Well, the groom said no because he didn’t want to dress up like Beetlejuice. I told him that he didn’t have to.
someone: Oh - and no ninjas. I’ve asked.
me: That sucks.
me: Ninjas are underrated.
someone: I know! Ninjas are great!

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