someone: 64bittaco?
me: Yep.
me: 64 Bit Taco.
me: For a band name.
someone: So you have a band huh.
me: Not yet.
me: Workin on it.
me: I’ll be accepting applications soon.
someone: I’ll tell my coworker.
me: Quick, tell me where he’s from so I can make fun of him by referencing a band from there.
someone: Poland
me: That’s not as easy as I was hoping.
someone: lol
Had a dream the other night in which Ted Danson made a cameo appearance. He looked like Ted Danson from the Cheers era and the only thing he did in the dream was say, “See, I’m Ted Danson, and I look like Ted Danson from the Cheers era.” Then he disappeared.
How to know you’re way too addicted to caffeine?
Taking a 5 hour energy does NOTHING. Absolutely nothing.
someone: The computer says to type in your password.
me: So type in your password.
someone: You mean it means my password?
me: Yes, that’s why it says type in your password…. to you. The computer isn’t saying “Type in someone else’s password.”
someone: Oh. Well what’s my password?
So you’re telling me that making instant oatmeal with half & half isn’t quite so good an idea?
me: So in this picture of your new head-shaped microphone… are those ear muffs?
bearded wonder: Yup, they”re ear muffs
me: To keep the head warm?
bearded wonder: Kind of
me: You have a name for him yet?
bearded wonder: It’’s fritz
me: Is that because it’’s always on it’’s self?
bearded wonder: It’’s probably cause it doesn”t work
me: It doesn”t work?
bearded wonder: Not as we would all like it to
me: What doesn”t it do as advertised?
bearded wonder: For 10k dollars…
me: For 10k dollars I”d expect it to give blowjobs
bearded wonder: I rest my case
