me: public function nick(){ trace(“Fuck you anyway”)};
me: heheh
beardedwonder: nick();
me: LOL
beardedwonder: lol
beardedwonder: I’m gonna sell that photo of your hand at the garage sale
me: WHAT?
beardedwonder: lol
me: nick();
beardedwonder: this.nick();
beardedwonder: sethsFace.nick();
me: this.lol = function(trace(“LOL
me: Damnit, hit enter before I was done.
me: And we’re fucking nerds.
beardedwonder: LOL
beardedwonder: 2wf
me: 2fw();
bearded wonder: I saw the movie “I love you man”
bearded wonder: I liked it.
me: I want to see it.
bearded wonder: It wasn’t the slapstick shit everyone loves these days.
bearded wonder: Great date movie though.
bearded wonder: I went with my parents, cause I’m fucking lame.
me: Did you try the yawn move on your mom?
bearded wonder: Take a step back buddy
me: I’m just sayin’
Apparently the extra points you get for spreading your fingers out and holding them in a position that keeps them from getting stuck to other random items does not outweigh the number of negative points you get for having dripped crazy-glue all over your fingers.
And by the way, once crazy-glue is dry typing is not fun. Just the leftover residue on my fingertips made it feel like I had taken my hands gone digging through kitty-litter and then started typing.
Not very pleasant.
So I’m at a wedding right now. But there’s a catch. The native language of the attendees is Spanish… And this is a Pentacostal church so maybe the vows will be spoken in Spanish inspired “tongues”.
Either way, I’m going to have no idea what’s going on.
