Archive for June, 2009

There’s nothing better than a little cocain in your shark


I just heard a story on the radio and spent a good ten minutes attempting and failing to come up with something, anything, that could up the comedic value of a story about ginormous qauntities of cocaine being found stuffed into frozen sharks. I’m still waiting to see if they had lasers mounted on their heads.

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In The Meadow


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Places where accessorizing with your Coach purse makes no sense would include the Wild Animal Safari park where one gets the opportunity to  come in direct contact with Yak saliva.  Yak saliva, nummy.

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Why is it that people freak the hell out when I pour a cup of coffee from a pot that’s gone cool, but are willing to pay extra to have ice added to theirs?

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