Kindling
someone: So there’re fires over there, eh?
someone: You must feel at home
me: There’re fires?
someone: So says the headline I just saw
someone: ’cause of the droughts.
me: Good
me: Maybe some rednecks will die
someone: lol
someone: Scary fire
me: The more rednecks in the fire, the less scary
someone: This is true
someone: I want to see them though
me: The rednecks?
someone: yeah
me: Me too
me: But only if they’re burning in a fire
someone: lol