A Day Without a Pavo
someone: Since you’ll be there, do they have turkey in Mexico?
me: No, immigration policy is too strict.
someone: oh.
me: They have to get visas, and work permits… can’t get driver’s licenses.
me: And the government doesn’t want to have to worry about providing the turkeys with medical care.
someone: taking all the federally provided care.
me: They gobble up too many resources.
me: ::rimshot::
someone: LOL