Crazy Glue
Apparently the extra points you get for spreading your fingers out and holding them in a position that keeps them from getting stuck to other random items does not outweigh the number of negative points you get for having dripped crazy-glue all over your fingers.
And by the way, once crazy-glue is dry typing is not fun. Just the leftover residue on my fingertips made it feel like I had taken my hands gone digging through kitty-litter and then started typing.
Not very pleasant.