fatty
Due to the way I am required to word things to the customers I deal with on a daily basis, I am more and more intrigued by the idea of creating a company that only “calls it like I see it” (notice… I, not we). A friend of mine in an architecture class was required to design and build a chair. The chair was promptly destroyed by a man weighing too much. With the company model I’ve been envisioning, my friend’s chair would have a disclaimer on it that said, “Hey, fatty, get a different chair.”
Though just in case someone were insulted, I’d probably have to have a disclaimer about my disclaimers.