French Monkeys
me: As a premium, they ought to offer french toast that’s been french-toasted and then had its crust cut off.
lunchbox: Can’t you cut it off?
me: I’m part of the instant gratification economy.
lunchbox: obviously
me: I’d feel compelled to eat the crust.
lunchbox: I don’t like crust either
me: It would be staring at me all forlorn, “Don’t you want to eat me too?”
lunchbox: I would spit in that crust’s stupid monkey face