Gnats
Be careful when you let your coffee cool down. Gnats have a tendency to decide they like coffee and have a sip.
I’m all for Gnats enjoying their morning coffee as much as the next guy, but its the hopped-up-on-caffeine-and-bouncing-into-me-like-so-much-gnat-sized-gunfire thats getting on my nerves.
Nerves frayed only slightly by the caffeine.
… and the fact that I seem to be taking turns with gats sipping it… ew.