Honk Honk You Say?
I witnessed two male geese getting into fisticuffs today. Upon noticing the two geese pugilists holding each other beak-to-beak and battering one another with their wings, the surrounding geese offered encouragment similar to that which would be found in any United States public high school, “Fight! Fight! Fight!”
This continued until the lunch bell rang and everyone had to go to home-room. As I understand both male geese involved in the altercation were heard sayin, “Oh, I totally won.”
– This entry brought to you by the department of “What the fuck? This is entertainment in Georgia?”