How Convenient
I was in a traffic accident on the 2nd. Having experienced some wackiness from my engine, I had pulled off to the side of the freeway, placed my hazard lights on and turned off the engine. The game-plan was to wait a moment and turn the engine back on. The game-plan did not include the part where the big work truck decided to shave off the outside of the driver’s side of my car…. with me in it.
I felt a friendly bump as my car shifted a good 10 feet to the right. Somewhere in all of this my windows had decided that not enough confetti had been thrown during the New Year festivities and did their best imitation of rain storm all over me…. and some in my mouth.
It may be safety glass, but it’s still safety glass IN MY MOUTH.
After figuring out that I was fine, the other drivers involved were fine, and I had no left-outside of my car, the police showed up.
It was at this moment that I realized that directly next to my recently smushified car was a sign that said, “Crash Scene Investigation Site Next Exit.”