Intercom or Intracom
If I was the driver of a public bus it would be difficult to resist the lure of the intercom.
“Next stop, courthouse, enjoy the pound-you-in-the-ass future… yeah that means you.”
“Thank you for riding the public bus, you think the guy in the third row is drunk? Well hold on tight…. too bad we don’t have seatbelts, well I have one.”
“Anyone realize how bad being a busdriver is for hemorrhoids?”
“This is a kneeling bus, which basically means I’ve got hydrolics to get all them bitches”