Magical
someone: ..I’ll tell you who farted.
me: Our Jewish coworker?
someone: Our Jewish coworker shit his pants.
someone: I’m gaggin’ over here.
someone: It came through the wall
someone: He rips one, and its in front of my desk.
someone: How does he do it?
me: Magical Jewish Ass Powers
me: Crapballah
me: Jewish Proctological Mysticism