Next time, don’t invade the Faulklands.
me: I’m not sure I want to live here anymore.
someone: me neither
me: I’m thinking of moving to New Zealand.
me: They’ve got sheep… and I’ve got no sex life.
someone: HAHAHHAAA
me: It’s a match made in heaven…
me: Except for the bestiality portion of it.
someone: i’m very scared….
someone: …for the sheep
me: I guess that wouldn’t be made in heaven.
me: Unless heaven is run by bestiality-types.
me: In which case it probably is a match made in heaven.
