Not saying she’s a gold digger…
A recent encounter reminded me of a not-so-recent semi-encounter I once had.
Long, long ago, in a state on the other coast, I was on my way to class. Stopped and waiting for the red light to change, a quick look in the rear view mirror provided a mirror view of a very attractive girl…
… until she stuck her finger straight up her nose, apparently intent on packing her entire fist in there.
Though technically her looks hadn’t changed I didn’t want to continue looking. Unless maybe she managed to pull out a bouquet of roses. THAT would have been a cool trick.