Pardon My Turkey
me: I hear Disneyland is getting the presidential turkey
me: And I don’t mean they’re receiving the president
lunchbox: ??
me: Apparently there’s a ridiculous tradition of the president giving some turkey a pardon.
me: Then it goes to a farm
lunchbox: ive never heard of this before
me: PETA says last year the turkey died as soon as it arrived at the farm
me: so this year its going to Disneyland…
me: to die as soon as it gets there.