Pat “Patty-Bo-Batty” Robertson

If you haven’t heard, and I would be surprised if you haven’t, Pat “I love anyone and everyone so long as they’re me” Robertson has claimed to have leg-pressed 2000 pounds.

I just like my version of how this came about:

Pat Robertson “God hates the gays. Atheists will burn in hell. Dude, check out my glutes are they rock hard or what?”

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