Rawr!
Dear Mr. or Miss or Mrs. Quiznos Advertising Executive,
I am disturbed by your lack of compassion and empathy. Though your toasty submarine sammiches are quite tasty and a step above all others in the proverbial submarine-sammich-staircase-of-quality, your advertisements seem to show disdain for those around you. One should be very careful when putting together an advertising campaign to reduce the possibility that the butt of the joke might truly be hurt and/or take offence…. which I have done on both accounts. Please heed my words, as there are many others like me that may become quite angry if this lack of respect continues.
Sincerely,
Seth
Raised by Wolves