Seen a lot of dead swans but the corner’s still here
me: Apparently swans don’t like to poo on an incline.
lunchbox: huh?
me: There’re a bunch of swan that chill by a pond near the warehouse. They poo everywhere except on a hill.
lunchbox: hmmm
lunchbox: i guess i wouldnt like to poo on a hill either
me: Why?
lunchbox: you might fall. you could lose your balance and fall in your poo
me: Falling in someone else’s poo would be understandable… but in your own poo? That’s a justifiable reason for suicide.
me: “What happened to Gary? Haven’t seen him in a while.”
“Fell in his own poo. Kept saying he shouldn’t be pooing on the hill.”
“Tough break.”
me: I wonder what swans pour on the curb for their lost homies.
lunchbox: peach juice
me: Carbonated?
lunchbox: no
lunchbox: dont be ridiculous