Snackiepoo
Dear General Mills,
As we speak, I am munching on your quite tasty, yet more healthy, Gardetto’s Snak-Ens, Original Recipe – reduced fat. Very tasty, I enjoy them much…. but I have question: When will you release a bag of Gardettos with ONLY the nummy little slices of pumpernickle bread? They are the best darned part of the bag. Any time I have these delicious little snacks I am forced to eat all of the other kibble while saving my precious pumpernickle! Please, pretty pretty please, with a cherry on top, covered with lots of money from my purchasing it, could you release the Pumpernickle alone? You could call it PUMPERSNACKLE!
Thank you for your time and snacks,
Seth