Soup or Peanutbutter
someone: ummm ok, weirdo
me: Even when I was six years old, when I got told “You’re weird” I responded, “Thank you”
someone: lol
someone: i got the “you’re kinda chunky”
me: mmmmm chunky.
me: Oh, you don’t mean soup or peanut butter, do you?
someone: umm No.
me: Kids are mean.
me: They should be outlawed when they say stuff like that.
me: and killed
me: Twice.
me: Killed twice!
someone: ok, why so violent today?
me: I’m not violent.
me: Say it again, and I’ll punch you in the mouth
someone: LOL