The Shady World of Ice Cream Porn
someone: today at work we have to create things in the kitchen
someone: we have to invent a novelty
me: An adult novelty?
someone: an ice cream on a stick novelty.
me: An adult ice cream on a stick novelty?
someone: now your talking
me: An adult, battery-powered, ice cream on a stick novelty?
someone: it might get melty
me: Thats why there’s a battery…
me: for the air conditioner
someone: I think this may be too complicated
someone: I think just ice cream will do
me: Adult Ice Cream?
someone: hmmmmmmmmm
someone: maybe
someone: I’ll see what i can do
me: So it could see NC-17 movies
someone: Go drinking,
someone: buy cigs
me: And get drafted
me: and it can star in porn!
someone: bown chicka bow bow
someone: “oh, ice cream!”
someone: “yes YES”
me: “Don’t give me the cold shoulder babe…”
someone: itll do all the nasty stuff sorbet wont do
me: Sorbet is such a snob.
someone: I know
me: Damned Sorbet.
me: “I don’t wanna get my hands dirty.”
someone: “I dont want it in my stick hole”