Waving Fat Chefs
Anyone else get the problem where after eating a bunch of Cheez-It “Baked Snack Crackers” you end up with this Cheez-It sludge stuck behind your rear-most upper molars? It’s tempting to eat a bunch of these tasty treats in an effort to see how far out I can force my cheeks. Right now I could easily scrape enough post-chewing Cheez-It goo off of my teeth to form and bake another bag of these things.
On a side-note apparently geese like Cheez-It crackers. After eating a few they started hissing at me, which I assume is Goosian for “Gimme Milk.” At the very least I figure that the 250% sodium content of these crackers will make those geese pretty tasty.