When they said he was the light I doubt they meant an array of 1000 incandescant bulbs
Less than a mile from my place of work is a church which has a Vegas style full color lighted marquee with animated text and pictures inviting everyone to come to their church. I’m hoping that if I sit in front of the sign long enough it’ll say “$5 Prime Rib, You Think Mary Magdalene was bad? Our slots are more loose than her!!”