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How to reproduce Elija’s visions in your own backyard… or bed.


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/12/19/prweb9051110.DTL
Due to the fact that lucid dreams that occur when awakening or falling asleep feel like real-life experiences, it can be difficult for those unacquainted with this phenomenon to differentiate it from reality when it occurs spontaneously. According to the research, millions have such spontaneous encounters with the phenomenon every year, and its prints are clearly present in the Bible.

 
fingers: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/12/19/prweb9051110.DTL
me: Well, why am I not surprised?
fingers: You’re not suprised because you’re Jewish and you’ve seen the scene in Fiddler on the Roof where the husband fakes a prophetic dream to get his daughter out of an arranged marriage with the butcher. That, and maybe the whole atheism thing has something to do with it.
me: Actually it’s my experience with Sleep Paralysis.
fingers: I guessed at 2 out of 3 possible answers that I damn well knew about you and still managed to guess wrong. I suck at this game
me: Yeah used to deal with it on a nightly basis, sometimes mulitiple times in a night
fingers: Or, or, or, maybe you’re just a prophet.
me: I should have gone down that path. WAY more money in it for me.
fingers: More power too.
fingers: And your name lives on much longer than you do, closest you could come to imortality
fingers: I mean, lets be honest, at best you could be sainted and at worst you could be the next david coresh or jonestown.
me: Either way, free punch!
fingers: lol

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Jersey Shore making people more like the Jersey Shore


http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/06/13/6851542-watching-jersey-shore-might-make-you-dumber-study-suggests

The Body Odd – Watching ‘Jersey Shore’ might make you dumber, study suggests

Watching ‘Jersey Shore’ might make you dumber, study suggests

This study unfortunately assumes that people watching Jersey Shore start off with some intelligence

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Add this to the wish-list


http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/12/new-in-the-maker-shed-cyperoptix-tie-lab-ties.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+makezineonline+%28MAKE%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

MAKE | New in the Maker Shed: CyperOptix Tie Lab Ties

The Short Circuit Tie (above, right) is made using authentic, vintage circuit board screens from 80′s era CRT displays/control monitors.

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Tampons


http://www.tamponcrafts.com/menorah.html

Tampon Menorah for Hanukkah (Chanukah)

Hanukkah – festival of lights, now the festival of feminine hygiene. Pull up on the “wicks” to light these menorah candles.

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This is my kind of vandalism


http://www.macombdaily.com/articles/2011/12/01/news/doc4ed7c1cc44479376426676.txt

Person in gorilla suit dumps sand in Little Caesars and runs away … numerous times – macombdaily.com

The employee told police a gorilla-suited person has done this numerous times and has also done it at another Little Caesars in Lincoln Park.

Unavailable for comment.

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Arduino 1.0 WOO!


http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/12/arduino-1-0-is-out-heres-what-you-need-to-know.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+makezineonline+%28MAKE%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

MAKE | Arduino 1.0 is Out: Here’s What You Need To Know

The Arduino team just released version 1.0 of the Arduino development environment! With it comes a bunch of changes that will affect you, especially if you use any add-on libraries

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Billy Graham Working on Promotion


 

Preacher Billy Graham spends night in North Carolina hospital near home | abc13.com

The Rev. Billy Graham is in a North Carolina hospital, awaiting word from doctors on whether he has pneumonia.

So with Billy Graham in the hospital are we supposed to hope he gets better or hope he gets promoted to heaven?

 

 

 

 

 

And here he is in his most memorable role in the hit comedy “Nothing But Trouble.

me: At first I thought he looked like Vigo the Carpathian
me: But it was a better fit with Nothing but Trouble
bearded wonder: Either way, he naturally turned into the movie cliche of creepy old guy

 

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Oh, Onion.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-10yearold-boys-if-you-see-someone-raping-u,26724/

Nation’s 10-Year-Old Boys: ‘If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police’ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

‘Doesn’t Matter Who, Doesn’t Matter Where,’ Children Say

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If you’re into reheated pizza… I’ll take mine cold.


http://lifehacker.com/5862749/reheat-pizza-in-a-skillet-to-bring-back-crispy-crusts

Reheat Pizza in a Skillet to Bring Back Crispy Crusts

Chef John from Culinary blog Foodwishes claims that the residual oil from the pizza crust in your skillet will be reheated and make the crust crispy again and by the time this happens the cheese will have melted again and warmed the toppings. He even makes the claim that he uses this method with delivery pizza to improve the crust.

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NESTCH-A-SKETCH


http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/11/nes-controller-interface-for-etch-a-sketch.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+makezineonline+%28MAKE%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

MAKE | NES Controller Interface for Etch A Sketch

YouTuber Alpinedelta32 created this simple but fun retro remix by combining a Nintendo Entertainment System controller with an Etch A Sketch.

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