How to reproduce Elija’s visions in your own backyard… or bed.
fingers: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/12/19/prweb9051110.DTL
me: Well, why am I not surprised?
fingers: You’re not suprised because you’re Jewish and you’ve seen the scene in Fiddler on the Roof where the husband fakes a prophetic dream to get his daughter out of an arranged marriage with the butcher. That, and maybe the whole atheism thing has something to do with it.
me: Actually it’s my experience with Sleep Paralysis.
fingers: I guessed at 2 out of 3 possible answers that I damn well knew about you and still managed to guess wrong. I suck at this game
me: Yeah used to deal with it on a nightly basis, sometimes mulitiple times in a night
fingers: Or, or, or, maybe you’re just a prophet.
me: I should have gone down that path. WAY more money in it for me.
fingers: More power too.
fingers: And your name lives on much longer than you do, closest you could come to imortality
fingers: I mean, lets be honest, at best you could be sainted and at worst you could be the next david coresh or jonestown.
me: Either way, free punch!
fingers: lol


So with Billy Graham in the hospital are we supposed to hope he gets better or hope he gets promoted to heaven?