Self Deprecation Will Set You Free

When I die, my plan is to have my remains launched in to space aimed at some rocky extra-solar planet so that some day archaeologists will find human remains on a strange remote planet and get to thinking.

If I can’t pull that off, then this might work.

I recently purchased some toilet paper.  This was apparently normal toilet paper that donated some portion of the profits towards breast cancer research.  The donations towards research really didn’t make any impact on my decision to make the purchase.  Though now any time I use the paper I get to think, “Take that cancer!”

If you haven’t played “N” the puzzle platform game, I suggest you download it. Once you get good at it you can submit your scores for the world to see:

And if you’re really good, your scores will be submitted by a furry little bunny.

You know you want it:

Passed by a Kentucky Fried Chicken today with the billboard outside reading:

Yes
We Open

Over the Thanksgiving period I was part of a 4 person driving crew. We were attempting to travel a good 1000 miles or so, non-stop. When it was my turn to drive my girlfriend said, “Just drive safe, please.”

“What do you mean by that?” I ask.

“Well, usually when you’re driving, you drive like someone’s chasing you.”

While channel-surfing moments ago I saw that one channel was showing Danielle Steel's "Jewels."

Though I’m sure the original story contained their use, I doubt the story is actually about testicles.

No turkey for me, but here are some interesting pictures from my Mexico trip:

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We apologize for the issue with Chuzzle mobile. We have discovered that there is indeed a bug that occurs when the player exceeds level 43. This is being remedied for future builds.

Level 43 is the highest the game can go at this time. We can only recommend you begin a new expert game. This will not affect any trophies won during the game. We suggest also that you deliberately ‘lose’ the level 43 game if possible, as it is the only way to be given the opportunity to save your high score under the current conditions. Again, we apologize for this issue and are working on the next release in which this bug will be fixed.