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Preacher Billy Graham spends night in North Carolina hospital near home | abc13.com

The Rev. Billy Graham is in a North Carolina hospital, awaiting word from doctors on whether he has pneumonia.

So with Billy Graham in the hospital are we supposed to hope he gets better or hope he gets promoted to heaven?

And here he is in his most memorable role in the hit comedy “Nothing But Trouble.”

me: At first I thought he looked like Vigo the Carpathian
me: But it was a better fit with Nothing but Trouble
bearded wonder: Either way, he naturally turned into the movie cliche of creepy old guy

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someone: There should be Craptosaurus
someone: “Why did Jesus kill us?”
someone: “Why do I have these faggy little paws?”
me: LOL
someone: “Look at that light coming toward us, it’s so pretty.”
me: Raptursaurus?
someone: Or doomedosaurus
someone: LOL
me: Armageddadon
someone: LOL

me: Knock Knock
someone: Who’s there?
me: Alzheimer’s
someone: Alzheimer’s who?
me: Knock knock

me: POOP!
someone: Poop?
me: It seemed appropriate.
someone: Why are you aiming me at the bathroom?
me: It seem apoopriate.

bearded wonder: It’s actually pretty comical how hard it is to get them to a) brush teeth b) eat anything c) get dressed d) leave f) go into the school
me: I find that threatening children with the prospect of being set on fire helps.
bearded wonder: You threaten them with that, and they’ll find some way you never thought of to set you on fire
bearded wonder: The little fuckers
bearded wonder: It’s like let’s make a deal with something equally as annoying as Howie Mandel
bearded wonder: And when a 6 year old is telling you how it’s gonna be, it’s kind of the same thing
me: Duct tape?
me: Gaffer’s Tape?
bearded wonder: Can you try and recommend anything that won’t put me in jail?
me: Where’s the fun in that?
me: Staple gun?

bearded wonder: I still don’t know what the hell someone is talking about.
me: He’s restoring razors.
bearded wonder: What are razors?

someone: I’m working on my next razor restore in my free time. This one is going to take some time but is going to look awsome, I think. Spent 3 days (including drying time) just to make pin decoration for it. Gonna take probably a couple weeks to make the scales.
me: Wow.
someone: although this is not the first time I’ve tried to make these scales, I hope I can pull it off this time.
me: “Scales”?
someone: Scales are what most people think is the handle.
me: Well “handle” is obviously a silly choice of a name for the part you might use as a handle.
someone: They are called scales because they give the razor balance and protect the blade while not in use. You never actually hold it by the scales. You actually hold the tang.
me: I try to hold it by the ‘tang as much as possible
someone: Well, the shank/tang is what you hold.
me: Stop it, this is starting to sound naughty.
someone: http://www.theshavingroom.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=158
me: And then he sends me pictures. NOT LIKELY DATELINE
someone: lol

me: I’m bored, entertain me
someone: Want me to fart very loud?
me: That would be awesome.
someone: Or maybe I can shart so I can go home.
me: Or maybe you can shart so hard that I can go home
someone: If you stand behind me…we probably can make that work

me: So to do the stupid impress the girl thing…..
me: Last night I got home in enough time to learn how to play “The Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson on expert level with the pro guitar.
me: She likes that song
bearded wonder: lol, yowsers
bearded wonder: you know it’s not to impress her…
me: No, it was seriously to impress her
me: I take no shame in that.
bearded wonder: …it’s to make her pay attention to you playing guitar.
me: But her paying attention does nothing unless it’s impressive.
me: I could play a guitar by using cucumbers and leeches. This would not go as well
bearded wonder: And that could get weird in bed

me: OK People…
me: Kenny G Sucks.
me: Even Christmas Kenny G.
me: There is no magical shift of reality that takes place during these few weeks that somehow renders Kenny G listenable.
someone: Did you know that Mr. A loves him?
me: That makes altogether too much sense.
someone: I know. Somehow, I was just not at all surprised.
me: I wonder if he also collect Yanni bootlegs.
me: Does anyone bootleg Yanni?
someone: No need to.