B-o-ob-y!
on May 15th, 2006lunchbox: I don’t need to see anymore boobies.
lunchbox: Trust me.
me: Oh, come on!
me: There’s always room for boobies.
You can lead a horse to coffee, but you can’t make him drink.
on March 28th, 2006me: I smell like coffee
me: The coffee gods must hate me.
lunchbox: did you spill?
me: My computer smells like coffee
lunchbox: oh jeese
me: No… no spill
me: I spit it out.
me: Like old faithful
lunchbox: ew
me: Like a grand coffee sprinkler
me: Like, there was a fire in creamer land, and the coffee sprinklers came on.
me: And I mean… enough so that coffee splashed back at me from the monitor.
me: I probably have coffee spots on my face
lunchbox: LOL
me: and nobody’s telling me
lunchbox: wow
lunchbox: why did you spit?
lunchbox: did someone make you laugh?
me: I swallowed wrong
lunchbox: ouch
lunchbox: not good with hot coffee
me: You’d think that after 28 years of swallowing, I’d have it down.
me: But no, I have to be the coffee geyser.
me: 65 million years ago, dinosaurs were killed by me accidentally spitting coffee everywhere
lunchbox: you bastard seth
Wake up with the Box
on March 22nd, 2006lunchbox: Fine, fine
lunchbox: Have it your way
me: Ok, Burger King
lunchbox: Don’t call me that
me: I thought I got to have it my way.
me: You can’t tell me to have it my way, and then tell me I can’t have it my way.
me: That’s just confusing.
lunchbox: You’re confusing
me: Your mamma’s confusing.
lunchbox: ouch
Not the punk band
on March 20th, 2006lunchbox: until just this last thursday I had never had not-cheap steak
lunchbox: I had good t-bone and porter house for the first time
me: Yeah, when its really really good… its really really good.
lunchbox: i had no idea
lunchbox: im totally spoiled now
me: Spoiled, or rancid?
lunchbox: ew
lunchbox: I’m not rancid
lunchbox: you’re rancid
me: I’m rubber, you’re rancid beef, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to your rancid beef.
lunchbox: jerk
gergonomicy
on March 9th, 2006lunchbox: much etter
lunchbox: ]better
me: You just can’t win for typing, can you?
lunchbox: never
lunchbox: you should see me at home
lunchbox: We bought an ergonomic key board
lunchbox: not pretty
me: Is it a microsoft one?
lunchbox: dont know
lunchbox: its black
lunchbox: and gergonomicy
lunchbox: …
lunchbox: …crap
Emoticon Tennis
on March 7th, 2006
Mardi Gras
on February 23rd, 2006me: Isn’t it the thing before lentil?
me: Or lent?
lunchbox: Yup
lunchbox: Lent
lunchbox: Live it up before you have to give something up
me: Live it up, then give it up?
me: I like the sound of that!
lunchbox: except the giving it up part
me: Oh, damn
lunchbox: I say we plan to go to Mardi Gras 2008
me: :: gets out his apoinment book::
me: Actually, that one’s taken, can we schedule for…
me: :: flips through pages::
me: I’ve got 2013 available… no, doctor’s apointment
me: How bout 2025?
lunchbox: no dice
lunchbox: can you take a pending?
me: Rain Check?
me: Mardi Gras Layaway…
me: get it… Lay-away?
lunchbox: dork
Scary Stuff
on February 21st, 2006lunchbox: No one’s here and its really quiet
lunchbox: lets stop talking about scary stuff
me: …what was that?
me: I think I just heard a noise from your side of the screen.
lunchbox: You’re an ass
Olympiad
on February 14th, 2006me: I wanted to write something on the Olympics.
me: But I can’t get the muses to talk to me.
lunchbox: so write someting
me: So far, what I’ve got is, “I wanted to write something on the olympics. But I can’t get the muses to talk to me.”
me: Oh, and, “So far, what I’ve got is…”
lunchbox: its a start
Its past noon somewhere
on January 16th, 2006lunchbox: i feel like poop
me: ::pokes you::
me: Yep, you do.
lunchbox: its not a good idea to get drunk on sunday
lunchbox: blech.
me: Its a fine idea.
me: Its just not a good idea to go to work on Monday if you do get drunk on Sunday.
lunchbox: you’re totally right.
me: I’m a “Beer glass is half full” kinda guy
